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okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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molgera:

"break a leg" i say as you walk onto the stage

you trip and break your neck

you didnt do as i instructed

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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

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patrickcherub:

All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”

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