DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
poor little fuck
we all regret who we were in middle school. and high school. and yesterday. i regret who i am right now
my flirting technique.
this is so accurate I might cry
if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
i live for the applause
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.